ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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