My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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