Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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