My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
wow bdsm is so cute
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
