I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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