Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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