i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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