Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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