he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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