There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
false alarm. still invincible.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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