if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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