just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm sobbing to NWA
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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