if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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