I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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