I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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