I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
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I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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