you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
