I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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