so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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