I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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