Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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