Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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