i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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