hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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