take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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