sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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