she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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