You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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