Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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