isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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