My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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