WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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