He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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