how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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