I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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