break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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