she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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