I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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