for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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