I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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