And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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