I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Randomize
