i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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