my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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