people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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