the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
