Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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