Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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