He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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