That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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