ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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