I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I could fuck to npr.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
