no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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