Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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