shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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