Your tits are I can't wait for
I will die if light touches me.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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